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mlf
19-10-06, 10:26 PM
Just enter your name in the box and press enter.

For my real name i got, Lap dancer.
For my full forum name (my left foot) i got, fluffy bunny trainer.
For my shortened forum name here (mlf) i got, computer nerd. (honestly folks)

So you girls, if you want a nerd that trains bunnies and can give you a lap dance then im your man lol.

Post results lol.

drumpretzel
19-10-06, 10:33 PM
Now THAT's Funny!!

Dan Mackay: Pro Shopper
Drumpretzel: Circuis Freak
DP : Dog Walker
"Cuz" :Clown
"Bass Drummer Dancer": Paleantologist
Dan :GOD (haha Kait!!)

Itchyknee
19-10-06, 10:34 PM
Real name: Evil Boss
Full name: Porn Star
Forum name: Soap Actor (i.e. River City)


:dishes:

alasterdo
19-10-06, 10:41 PM
Real Name: Alastair Roberts
Ideal Job: Chef

Can't be true because all I can do is microwave food and make the occasional pasta lol.

Forum Name: Alasterdo
Ideal Job:Topless Model

Now that's more like it! Anyone who knows me will know I'm not shy to take my top off!! :bolt: :bolt: lol probs shouldn't have said that!:whistle:

An claidheamh soluis
19-10-06, 11:31 PM
Real name: As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in :thirsty:
An claidheamh soluis: Pole dancer
ACS: The job you have now <dearie me>

Jamesinator
20-10-06, 12:19 AM
Full name: Village idiot.....:(
Jamesinator: God

tartaniac
20-10-06, 01:44 AM
I couldn't get anything except an Excel Spreadsheet.

Is THAT my job? To fill in all those blanks?

I've gone scrolling through the web to find a link and the one I found said that:

Catherine Wilson's job is: Office Bike
Tartaniac's: Insurance Fraudster.

Is this the right place? http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp

tartaniac
20-10-06, 02:10 AM
I did find this site which had a good little bunch of quizzes on it!

http://www.testcafe.com/iqtest/iqfree.cgi

drummer_dancer
20-10-06, 02:22 AM
took this down

piper_dancer
20-10-06, 02:25 AM
Kaitlin Grace Mackay Kimove: Dentist
(EW! I HATE TEETH!!!!)
Kaitlin: Lumberjack
(...)
Kaitibug: Insurance Fraudster
(right.)
Piperdancer: President
pd: housekeeper
oh god and another nickname I had said: Professional Tramp
oh and so did "cuz"

macpiper
20-10-06, 03:53 AM
Catherine Lewis: Heavyweight boxer (close)
Full Name: Dog walker
MacPiper: Insurance Fraudster
Turnip: Dodgem Driver....(they've seen me drive!!!!)

sass jane
20-10-06, 05:06 AM
Full name (yes, ALL of it): Litter Warden
sass jane: see above (yep, the same)
a particular (and fave!) knickname I plugged in came up: Top Gun Pilot....
Which is TOTALLY wrong. I never fly crazy. Or take risks. Or pull crazy stunts. And everybody occasionally corners their car on two wheels. With people hanging out the windows.


ummm....not sure I should ask....but what on earth is a "litter warden"??

Heilan Mary
20-10-06, 11:58 AM
LMFAO!!!!! Just used Tartaniacs job predictor and it came up as my ideal job would be a professional hippy. :irishman: When I typed in Heilan Mary it came up as President. Aw dear Aw dear!!!!:mlf:

piper_dancer
20-10-06, 12:15 PM
hahahah!
@sass: litter warden to me sounds like...you know a parking cop that only gets people for where they park? I think its like that but with litter. yell at litterbugs....BUT NOT KAITIBUGS!

sass jane
20-10-06, 01:02 PM
hahahah!
@sass: litter warden to me sounds like...you know a parking cop that only gets people for where they park? I think its like that but with litter. yell at litterbugs....BUT NOT KAITIBUGS!

Well...in that case.....as a mum, i'm a full time litter warden....scarily appropriate.

@pd....you just tell me who's been yelling at Kaitibugs....and auntie Sass will come and turn them into drumsticks.

Dai Robb
20-10-06, 03:11 PM
I couldn't get anything except an Excel Spreadsheet.

Is THAT my job? To fill in all those blanks?

I've gone scrolling through the web to find a link and the one I found said that:

Catherine Wilson's job is: Office Bike
Tartaniac's: Insurance Fraudster.

Is this the right place? http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp
I had the same problems, so tried your site cat, wish I had'nt now, It was a close call between a Topless Model and an Insurance Fraudster, oh yes and an Shoplifter?, Do they know something I dont?

tartaniac
20-10-06, 05:27 PM
I'm still dying to know what the original URL was so I can go to that one.

ANYONE???? PLEASE????

Dai, it can't be worse than being the Office Bicycle. THey even had a picture of a beat up old bicycle leaning against the wall. I think I'll try with my whole given name and report back.

tartaniac
20-10-06, 05:30 PM
Oh goody! I have upgraded my profession.

Using my whole given name, I am now a:

Professional Plate Spinner

That one I can see me doing... and breaking a lot of dishes.

tartaniac
20-10-06, 05:41 PM
Whoops -- moved this because I just saw the Quiz section.

Steve
20-10-06, 05:48 PM
Unbelievable... lol

Real name: Steve === As the local always in the pub.

Other forum name : Pied Piper === Air Steward (ess)

litldrummergirl
20-10-06, 05:52 PM
My real name: professional hippy.... hey who can see me in my housecoat:shy: !!!!!!!!!
My forum name: Rally car driver!! only when I am late for band!
short name: Funeral director!... boy am I that boring?:faint: so I won't keep you all waiting!

Vikki
20-10-06, 06:11 PM
full name - muppet stand in
forum name - speaking clock stand in.

ohhh the fun

tartaniac
20-10-06, 09:53 PM
Those are all fine with me.

I'm just worried about Dai Topless.

Are we old enough for this kind of material? Is it allowed in forum rules?

Dai Robb
20-10-06, 11:13 PM
I will have you know, I am a fine figure of a man for my age? the only trouble is my body is that of a man 20 years older?

tartaniac
21-10-06, 04:36 AM
OH! I assumed that someone musta puta shirt on ya then tied it down so you woon't try to take it off again. You hussy you. And then the coat -- I was thinking Margaret tucked that around you to spare us all. Dear suffering woman that she is, what a saint!

KatieMc
02-04-08, 05:52 PM
Just enter your name in the box and press enter.

For my real name i got, Lap dancer.
For my full forum name (my left foot) i got, fluffy bunny trainer.
For my shortened forum name here (mlf) i got, computer nerd. (honestly folks)

So you girls, if you want a nerd that trains bunnies and can give you a lap dance then im your man lol.

Post results lol.

Oh MY!!! In doing a search for "clown" (long story, you wouldn't be interested! :bg:) I came across this thread from before I joined. THIS IS HILARIOUS!!

Here are my results.....

Full Name -- Chef
KatieMc -- Nursery Teacher
Katie -- Supermodel
Sera -- Fluffy Bunny Trainer

Thanks to our beloved lap-dancin', bunny-trainin' computer nerd for brightening a somewhat dismal day! :hug:

thehorseltd
02-04-08, 06:38 PM
Full Name - Rear end of a panto Cow
thehorseltd - Brain Surgon
president of the pipe band forum - Sewage Worker

KatieMc
02-04-08, 06:45 PM
Full name--Edmonton Oiler (center)
Scaryguy--Heavy Metal guitarist
Scary--Calgarian tourist info center worker
CB--pajama designer

Odd... that's not what I get for you!

Full name -- Astrologer
Scaryguy -- Insurance Fraudster
Scary -- Clown
CB -- Evil Boss

THAT's more like it!! :rotf:

KatieMc
02-04-08, 06:46 PM
president of the pipe band forum - Sewage Worker

How appropriate is that?! :biglaugh:

KatieMc
02-04-08, 06:57 PM
LOL......Thanks Katie

Well.... at least it got a tiny smile out of you on this sad, sad day.

macpiper
02-04-08, 07:14 PM
Full name: Sewage worker...close!
MacPiper: Prime Minister
Full name with maiden name: Pro football player

pipingtenor
02-04-08, 08:21 PM
Just enter your name in the box and press enter.

For my real name i got, Lap dancer.
For my full forum name (my left foot) i got, fluffy bunny trainer.
For my shortened forum name here (mlf) i got, computer nerd. (honestly folks)

So you girls, if you want a nerd that trains bunnies and can give you a lap dance then im your man lol.

Post results lol.

Yes please Andy. :bg:

mines not so good I'm afraid:

Real name= Rear End of Panto Cow
forum name=Sewage worker
nickname=Bearded Lady in the circus

good thing I'm not going to pay attention to this job finder and continue with my education.

jessierose
02-04-08, 10:43 PM
Mine's not great either, Vic.

For my full married name: Apple Polisher (is that even a job??)
For my full maiden name: Security Guard (Great! My name sounded like that of an armed woman in comfortable shoes??!)
For my screen name: Jockey (Yeah, um, I weigh like double what a jockey can weigh.)

Looks like no career for the Jess Mess! Vic, it looks like you and I need to find some wealthy sugar daddies! Lord knows Mark won't support my piping habit much longer!

pipingtenor
02-04-08, 11:43 PM
I don't know Jessie, I think apple polisher, security guard, and jockey are a lot better than cow butt, sewage worker, or bearded lady!!!!! :puppydogeyes:

Vikki
02-04-08, 11:44 PM
mine werent great either...

pipingtenor
02-04-08, 11:47 PM
well they couldn't have been as bad as mine! lol Share them!

jessierose
03-04-08, 12:42 AM
Cow butt!!! That is a good one! I played a donkey front once but a cow butt might've lured me into dropping out of school to pursue a career in!

jessierose
03-04-08, 12:42 AM
Did I just say that I would pursue a career in a cow's butt??? Talk about looking for something in all the wrong places!

pipingtenor
03-04-08, 01:08 AM
My goodness Jessie!!!! Now if it had said monkey trainer I'd have said ok, but cow butt? Naw...I'm no cow butt!!! And how is that even a job?

jessierose
03-04-08, 01:21 AM
It said Panto Cow Butt, right? It's a job in the theatre, love! The legitimate theatre! I would play a cow's butt til the day I day if it meant never having to work in a cubicle!

pipingtenor
03-04-08, 01:43 AM
it's still a cow butt and the person in front better be awesome or it would still suck to be in there getting all sweaty!

phyx
03-04-08, 12:12 PM
First & Last name: "… who are you kidding, you work?"
Full name: cannot post it...this is an all age forum
phyx: "pro football player"

Bobby
03-04-08, 02:22 PM
Robert McCarthy : Nursery Teacher

Rob McCarthy: Heavyweight Boxer

Bobby: Astronaut

jessierose
03-04-08, 02:58 PM
Wow! That jump from Robert to Rob is pretty enormous! I wouldn't try to mix those occupations! Stick with Bobby! Being an astronaut beats everyone's job stories!