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true_blue_piper
21-10-06, 01:34 AM
A middle-aged man bought a brand new Holden Monaro. He took off down the road, pushed it up to 130 kmph, and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair. "This is great" he thought and accelerated to an
even higher speed.

But then he looked in his rear-view mirror and there was a Police car
behind him, blue lights flashing. "I can get away from him with no
problem" thought the man and he floored it some more, and flew down the
road at over 210 kmph to escape being stopped.

Then he thought: "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of
thing", pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Police car
to catch up with him.

When it did, the policeman pulled in behind the Monaro and
said to the driver: "Sir my shift ends in five minutes and today is
Friday the 13th. If you can give me a good reason I've never heard before
as why you were speeding, I'll let you go scot free".

The man looked the Policeman straight in the eye and said: "Last week my
wife ran off with a Policeman and I thought you were bringing her back".

To which the Policeman replied: "Have a good day, Sir".

Itchyknee
21-10-06, 01:42 AM
I like it!

:dishes:

Mississauga Bassman
21-10-06, 08:07 PM
Ha Ha - Brilliant!!
:thirsty:

Dai Robb
22-10-06, 12:13 AM
Still got the Magic touch TBP, !!!! Wonder if Stormy has read it yet?

Stormy
29-10-06, 10:03 PM
Wonder if Stormy has read it yet?

Yes Dai, I have.......no comment!!!

Dai Robb
29-10-06, 11:13 PM
Thought that might be the reply LOL
Great to see you back in harness Mate, and the good lady of course???