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tartaniac
23-03-06, 12:18 AM
Mary had a little Sheep,
and with that Sheep, she did sleep.
The Sheep turned out to be a Ram,
So Mary had a little Lamb.
:wink:

Itchyknee
23-03-06, 12:29 AM
Mary had a little lamb

It ran into a pylon

10,000 volts went up its [bottom]

And turned its wool to nylon.

tartaniac
23-03-06, 12:35 AM
EXCELLENT! Now we are in the swing of it.

Itchyknee
23-03-06, 02:38 AM
Mary had a little lamb.

Her da' he shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her

Between two bits of bread.

:rolleyes:

true_blue_piper
23-03-06, 04:13 AM
Mary had a little lamb,
It was always smelly,
Dai took it tae the garden shed,
With hind leg in his welly

Mary had another lamb,
It soon became a ewe,
The rams were bloody angry,
As Dai took that one too

Mary soon got sick of lambs,
And turned to cows to treasure,
Poor lassie didnae stand a chance,
as Redneck had his pleasure.

So Mary turned to lambs once more,
And named her new one Lucy,
A big mistake, in Wales she was
Dai rammed it in the touche

So Mary took her new wee lamb,
It's coat all white and furry,
To Abdul's place across the street,
And turned it into curry

Mary's now got, a mutton bhuna,
All fiery, spicy, hot
It's in a bowl for her to eat,
Dai's sex life's turned to naught.

But it's not the end, as Mary knows
as Killie's where she's gone,
wi' chicken, garlic and apple lunch,
she knows she's not alone,

Pets no longer, Mary has,
It's now a legal folder,
Instead she's got, ol' Redneck's want
......for her big "boulder holder" !

(cruisin' thin ice time again ?)

tartaniac
23-03-06, 06:49 AM
~~APPLAUSE!~~

HOLY MOSES! THAT SURELY DESERVES A PRIZE!

I'll have to stand you a pint. What pub?

true_blue_piper
23-03-06, 07:12 AM
I'll have to stand you a pint. What pub?[/QUOTE]

this one perhaps ?

Adam
23-03-06, 10:23 AM
These are from when I was about 5..........

Mary had a little lamb,
She kept in a bunker
A bit of coal
Went up it's hole
And paralysed it's plunker

Mary had a little lamb,
She kept in a cellar
A bit of coal
Went up it's hole
And paralysed it's smeller

redneck
23-03-06, 10:47 AM
~~APPLAUSE!~~

HOLY MOSES! THAT SURELY DESERVES A PRIZE!

I'll have to stand you a pint. What pub?

First class m8, nevermind Dai needin' da:wee: I am in the same boat after readin' that one. EXCELLENT M8.

Mom2Grace
23-03-06, 01:25 PM
Brilliant TBP! I'll be laughing ALL day! lmao

Apparently Mary had a little pig too...

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard.

Dai Robb
23-03-06, 02:49 PM
I am bloody annoyed and angry, I am really upset. !!!

All that poetry?? about me, and I could not stop laughing, How can you get annoyed when you are rolling about on the floor laughing so much you once again have to call on the services of Nursey to change the Pants?/

Absolutely first class TB, it grieves me to say so, but they werre superb, as Iain says, plenty of :wee: :wee:

Mary had a little Lamb
it was of greyish Hue
her father did not give a damn
It is now on the barbecue

tartaniac
23-03-06, 06:53 PM
Dai, Darling....

Get over yourself, Sweetie. Who said this was about ewe? I mean you? It's not all about you, you know. I started this thread solely on my certain knowledge that you have a real fondness for ... um.. poetry.

~~smooch~~

tartaniac
23-03-06, 06:59 PM
I was thinking more like...

Dai Robb
23-03-06, 10:34 PM
Dai, Darling....

Get over yourself, Sweetie. Who said this was about ewe? I mean you? It's not all about you, you know. I started this thread solely on my certain knowledge that you have a real fondness for ... um.. poetry.

~~smooch~~


Oh Ye of the forked Tongue!! I know whats happened here, True Blue has sweet talked you into joining up with his, ante Sheep brigade, (or maybe the ante Dai brigade)

tartaniac
24-03-06, 10:21 PM
Sorry... who's TBP?

You are my one true love... and everyone knows it. We women go to the Lassies' room just so we can fight over you.

~~smooch~~

Dai Robb
24-03-06, 10:25 PM
Sorry... who's TBP?

You are my one true love... and everyone knows it. We women go to the Lassies' room just so we can fight over you.

~~smooch~~

Oh? you Do? oh my I am blushing now right to the roots of my Sporran(is that my sporran?) mind you I can understand why??(Oh me of the highest modesty)Blush blush:battingeyes: :battingeyes: