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Mom2Grace
26-03-06, 01:19 AM
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - He is FOLLICLY CHALLENGED.
5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.

Stormy
29-03-06, 11:25 PM
She is not EASY
She is not DUMB
She has not BEEN AROUND
She is not an AIRHEAD
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY
She is not HORNY
She is not a SLUT
She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER

She does not have a hope in hell when she meets Dai, Stormy, John and Danny in Cardiff!!!!:wink:

tartaniac
30-03-06, 07:49 AM
Well, I am so glad I'm not politically correct and that I am still hoping that my hooters hold up for a few more years. And I love being called Babe and Sugar, unless it's a woman who is doing the calling.

Words in man's mind evoke different things than in a woman's. Women think "raunchy" is demeaning, disgusting, vile. Coming from the west coast American male, it is meant as a compliment -- it's what it does that's inside his head.

And the handwriting... filthy as it is... is on the wall.... er... car!

Dai Robb
30-03-06, 02:51 PM
Premier League Hooters???? I assume they mean what i think they mean?
Now these are what you would call Champions League Hooters in that case

tartaniac
30-03-06, 08:57 PM
I think those are THE biggest...

And for an encore, the woman will stand up by herself.

Ever notice on the Barbie dolls that her boobs are bigger than her feet. That's what I'm hoping for. Just Barbie boobs and feet and that waistline. The long neck is a bit much and those eyelashes. I'll just take the boobs that are closer in side to my feet.