A couple of even quicker quickies

[Dai Robb]

A baby Polar bear is sitting on an iceberg with his Mum, Suddenly he asks.
"Mummy, am I really a Polar Bear", His Mother replies, "Why of course dear"
A minute later he asks again, "Mummy am I really a Polar Bear"?
his Mum says, "I'm a Polar Bear, your Dads a Polar Bear, You are a Polar Bear, Now carry on eating your Seal"
A Minute later the Baby asks the same question again, Annoyed the Mother
Shouts, "YES !!! Why do you keep asking
To which the baby shrieks " Because I am F****** Freezing

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Two Dwarfs have just won the Lottery, so they go out and hire two prostitutes
and two hotel Rooms. The first Dwarf tries desperately all night to get an erection, but all he can hear from the next room is "One, Two Three, Huh !!!!
This goes on all night.
The next morning, the second dwarf asks " So how did it go"?
The first dwarf replies " **** I couldn't get an erection, How was your night"?
The second dwarf turns round and replies, " Even worse, I could'nt even get on the bed"

[scotzchick]

:bc: Ah good good

[Dai Robb]

:bc: Ah good good


Why thank you madam, I do try to be of Service

[scotzchick]

Ah I was gonna jump on that thread and say something I probably shouldn't....but I'm pretty sure that there's at least one more person who will be thinking along the same lines!

[Dai Robb]

Ah I was gonna jump on that thread and say something I probably shouldn't....but I'm pretty sure that there's at least one more person who will be thinking along the same lines!


Now dont come over all shy on me Lisa, And another thing MY SERVICE is with a smile also????