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Joanna Avashite
19-04-06, 06:34 PM
Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to
walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To
which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,
son....Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boys
pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are
there 3 in this package." The Dad replies, "Those are for high school
boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!"
says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for
college boys." the dad
answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a
12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One
for January, one for Februar, one for March........"

Dai Robb
19-04-06, 07:38 PM
been there, done that, got the T Shirt LMAO