2 Cow Jokes

[Joanna Avashite]

Two cows standing in a field. One turns to the other and says " Moo "

The other one says "Damn, I was just about to say that !!!!!!!

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Daddy bull and baby bull standing in a field one day and baby bull turns to daddy bull and says, "Daddy Daddy Daddy, Look at all them cows down there. Lets run down and and sh*g one of them cows."

Daddy bull turns to the baby bull and says " Son, Dont do that. Lets just walk down and sh*g them all"

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[Nowan]

Lol... I love these absurd jokes :bg:

I know some more of those...


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Two pizza's are baking in the oven, when one sais to the other:
- Gee it sure is hot in here...
- To which the other, in shock replies: "WAAAAH, A TALKING PIZZA!"
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Sais the one piece of desertsand to the other:
"Shhh... We're surrounded...!"
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These jokes get so dumb... they get funny in the end...

[CelticCeith]

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Two cannibals are sitting around a campfire eating a clown, when one cannibal turns to the other and says, “Hey, Does this taste funny to you???”
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