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Steve
06-08-06, 07:39 PM
How To Shower Like a Woman:
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband
along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your
womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more
sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with
cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray
mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

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How To Shower Like a Man:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake
wiener at her making the 'woo-hoo' sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your
wiener and scratch your a*s.

Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the
soap.

Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
hanging out of tub the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull
off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-hoo' sound
again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

Dai Robb
06-08-06, 10:26 PM
I somehow think that you have either led a very sheltered life Steve, or else I have gone wrong somewhere along the way?? I think I qualify in just one of the things you mention, !!! And you can take guesses at which one??

Steve
06-08-06, 10:28 PM
hehehehe.. would it be this one... ?


Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull
off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-hoo' sound
again.

Stormy
07-08-06, 12:12 AM
Why do women always have to make such a fuss???
:shy:

piper_dancer
08-08-06, 04:15 AM
Why are men so gross and messy?

Steve
08-08-06, 10:43 AM
hehehehe pd

You aint met the right man yet.. lmao