Dear Abby

**Scarlet O'Hair** · 23-09-06, 09:27 PM

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Heritage next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the rocker boxes on my engine seem to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,
Sam

**redneck** · 24-09-06, 09:51 AM

OMG-----------I'm just as bad I read the bloody thing.

@ Sam--------hey pal take it back to the dealer ASAP

24-09-06, 11:23 AM

Okay I admit!!! I read it also??

**redneck** · 24-09-06, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dai Robb

Okay I admit!!! I read it also??

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**Itchyknee** · 24-09-06, 02:19 PM

Nice one Steve! :rum:

**Scarlet O'Hair** · 24-09-06, 06:02 PM

Ummmmmmm....it was me.........

**redneck** · 24-09-06, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Itchyknee

Nice one Steve! :rum:

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I think we should have a cabbage of the week award.......Scarlet what ya think?.

**Itchyknee** · 24-09-06, 06:33 PM

How about a cabbage icon mlf? It'll save redneck, dai and others a heap of typing lol!

**drumpretzel** · 25-09-06, 02:02 AM

I don't know.. I think the guy's priorities are in the right place.
A poor leaking Harley deserves A WHOLE LOT MORE attention that a cheating wife. HAHA

**redneck** · 25-09-06, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Itchyknee

How about a cabbage icon mlf? It'll save redneck, dai and others a heap of typing lol!

Nice one pal,...........post of the day.

:thirsty:

23-09-06, 09:27 PM	#1
Scarlet O'Hair Forum Owner,Witch,Devil's Little Sister and Princess!. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In a wee ingloo in Northern Ontario Posts: 7,466 Casino cash: $9854 Thanks: 1,863 Thanked 2,931 Times in 1,496 Posts	Dear Abby Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Heritage next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the rocker boxes on my engine seem to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer? Thanks, Sam __________________ You can't tell me what to do...that's the little voice's job...

24-09-06, 06:02 PM	#6
Scarlet O'Hair Forum Owner,Witch,Devil's Little Sister and Princess!. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In a wee ingloo in Northern Ontario Posts: 7,466 Casino cash: $9854 Thanks: 1,863 Thanked 2,931 Times in 1,496 Posts	Ummmmmmm....it was me......... __________________ You can't tell me what to do...that's the little voice's job...

25-09-06, 02:02 AM	#9
drumpretzel Super V.I.P. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Montreal, Canada Age: 38 Posts: 763 Casino cash: $352 Country: Thanks: 27 Thanked 138 Times in 57 Posts	I don't know.. I think the guy's priorities are in the right place. A poor leaking Harley deserves A WHOLE LOT MORE attention that a cheating wife. HAHA __________________ L.E.A.F.S (Losing, Even After Forty Seasons) Q: How many leafs fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6. 1 to do the job and 5 to talk about how good the old light bulb was! Q: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common? A: Both look great until they hit the ice. GO HABS GO!!

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