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Old 23-09-06, 09:27 PM   #1
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Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Heritage next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the rocker boxes on my engine seem to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

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Old 24-09-06, 09:51 AM   #2
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OMG-----------I'm just as bad I read the bloody thing.

@ Sam--------hey pal take it back to the dealer ASAP
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Old 24-09-06, 11:23 AM   #3
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Old 24-09-06, 02:19 PM   #5
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Nice one Steve! :rum:
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Old 24-09-06, 06:02 PM   #6
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Ummmmmmm....it was me.........
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Old 24-09-06, 06:28 PM   #7
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I think we should have a cabbage of the week award.......Scarlet what ya think?.
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Old 24-09-06, 06:33 PM   #8
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How about a cabbage icon mlf? It'll save redneck, dai and others a heap of typing lol!

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I don't know.. I think the guy's priorities are in the right place.
A poor leaking Harley deserves A WHOLE LOT MORE attention that a cheating wife. HAHA
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