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Old 29-10-06, 01:58 PM   #1
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Default Beer turns you into a Woman!

Last month, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally

8) Had to sit down while urinating.


No further testing was considered necessary.

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Old 29-10-06, 02:07 PM   #2
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I assume you have a hangover Itchy? or just a death wish?
Why else would you take your life in your hands whilst allbeit bang on, and post it?
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Old 29-10-06, 02:28 PM   #3
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I assume you have a hangover Itchy? or just a death wish?
Why else would you take your life in your hands whilst allbeit bang on, and post it?
Now, now, now Dai ... don't be shooting the messanger!!
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I met a lady who enjoyed Museums and Mexican Food .... man talk about being "Artsy, Fartsy!!!!
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Old 29-10-06, 02:29 PM   #4
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I am sure with all these Women on here, i would not leave myself open
You never know they might just pay you a visit???
The wife is bad enough?/
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Old 29-10-06, 02:36 PM   #5
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Ahem, I felt it was my duty to the lovely ladies on this forum to flag up this sexist nonsense.

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Old 29-10-06, 02:49 PM   #6
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ITCHYKNEE!!!!!!

you better start running!
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PD, I'm well ahead you hehe!

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Old 29-10-06, 03:23 PM   #8
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just wait till Carrie sees.

yeah. that's right. RUN.
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It's all true I tell yee...............that's why I drink Guinness
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OHH DEAR WE sOOO HAVE IT IN FOR YOU NOW!
NICE WORK!
NOW FEAR THE 'ESTROGEN' WRATH THATS COMING YOUR WAY.
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