Beer turns you into a Woman!

**Itchyknee** · 29-10-06, 12:58 PM

Last month, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

:dishes:

29-10-06, 01:07 PM

I assume you have a hangover Itchy? or just a death wish?
Why else would you take your life in your hands whilst allbeit bang on, and post it?

**CelticCeith** · 29-10-06, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dai Robb

I assume you have a hangover Itchy? or just a death wish?
Why else would you take your life in your hands whilst allbeit bang on, and post it?

Now, now, now Dai ... don't be shooting the messanger!!

29-10-06, 01:29 PM

I am sure with all these Women on here, i would not leave myself open
You never know they might just pay you a visit???
The wife is bad enough?/

**Itchyknee** · 29-10-06, 01:36 PM

Ahem, I felt it was my duty to the lovely ladies on this forum to flag up this sexist nonsense.

**piper_dancer** · 29-10-06, 01:49 PM

ITCHYKNEE!!!!!!

you better start running!

**Itchyknee** · 29-10-06, 01:50 PM

PD, I'm well ahead you hehe!

**piper_dancer** · 29-10-06, 02:23 PM

just wait till Carrie sees.

yeah. that's right. RUN.

**redneck** · 29-10-06, 02:58 PM

It's all true I tell yee...............that's why I drink Guinness

**drummer_dancer** · 29-10-06, 07:16 PM

OHH DEAR WE sOOO HAVE IT IN FOR YOU NOW!
NICE WORK!
NOW FEAR THE 'ESTROGEN' WRATH THATS COMING YOUR WAY.

29-10-06, 12:58 PM	#1
Itchyknee Super V.I.P. Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Garioch Posts: 6,764 Casino cash: $676 Country: Thanks: 432 Thanked 528 Times in 358 Posts	Beer turns you into a Woman! Last month, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary. :dishes:

29-10-06, 01:49 PM	#6
piper_dancer "Kaitibug" Queen of the Shoutbox Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Stoney Creek, Canada Posts: 5,138 Casino cash: $2147483647 Country: Thanks: 1,674 Thanked 1,053 Times in 701 Posts	ITCHYKNEE!!!!!! you better start running! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

29-10-06, 02:23 PM	#8
piper_dancer "Kaitibug" Queen of the Shoutbox Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Stoney Creek, Canada Posts: 5,138 Casino cash: $2147483647 Country: Thanks: 1,674 Thanked 1,053 Times in 701 Posts	just wait till Carrie sees. yeah. that's right. RUN. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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drummer_dancer Super V.I.P. Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: M-dot Posts: 401 Casino cash: $156 Country: Thanks: 18 Thanked 41 Times in 22 Posts	OHH DEAR WE sOOO HAVE IT IN FOR YOU NOW! NICE WORK! NOW FEAR THE 'ESTROGEN' WRATH THATS COMING YOUR WAY. __________________ Mwah xx To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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29-10-06, 01:07 PM	#2
Dai Robb Guest Posts: n/a Casino cash: $	I assume you have a hangover Itchy? or just a death wish? Why else would you take your life in your hands whilst allbeit bang on, and post it?

29-10-06, 01:29 PM	#4
Dai Robb Guest Posts: n/a Casino cash: $	I am sure with all these Women on here, i would not leave myself open You never know they might just pay you a visit??? The wife is bad enough?/

29-10-06, 01:36 PM	#5
Itchyknee Super V.I.P. Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Garioch Posts: 6,764 Casino cash: $676 Country: Thanks: 432 Thanked 528 Times in 358 Posts	Ahem, I felt it was my duty to the lovely ladies on this forum to flag up this sexist nonsense.

29-10-06, 01:50 PM	#7
Itchyknee Super V.I.P. Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Garioch Posts: 6,764 Casino cash: $676 Country: Thanks: 432 Thanked 528 Times in 358 Posts	PD, I'm well ahead you hehe!

29-10-06, 02:58 PM	#9
redneck PBF Piping Advisor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Belfast (South) God's country Age: 56 Posts: 4,183 Casino cash: $7831 Country: Thanks: 4,258 Thanked 1,740 Times in 935 Posts	It's all true I tell yee...............that's why I drink Guinness

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